May 2013
45 posts
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
10 Disney movies you've never heard of
the-disney-words:
How many of these Disney movies have you actually heard of? This will test how much of a Disney fan you really are! o_o
the sad thing is i knew about all but the 2 belle ones that are “largely unknown” and one of the winnie the pooh ones….
Reblog if you know who Patrick Stewart is
starrose17:
hanh410:
kageillusionz:
fuckyeahsirpatrickstewart:
wierdthingy:
Please, I’m trying to win a bet with my friends
20? I don’t believe it
I believe there should be a Sir in there somewhere.
icouldntfindanyotherusername:
fucking-tom-hiddleston:
k-lionheart:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!
tuucker:
irisowl:
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK...
franks-for-the-ven0m:
nyehs:
what if for an entire year everyone stopped having kids and then there was like an empty grade level for 12 years
Tumblr users: Please give us a chat system
Tumblr users: Please remove ask limits
Tumblr users: Please remove post limits
Tumblr users: Please do something
Tumblr staff: ok
Tumblr staff: *makes 'follow' & 'dashboard' button bold*
Tumblr staff: whew that was a lot of work
I`m going to reblog this everytime I see it until all those changes are made.
its strange to talk to someone you considered at one time to be your mother and remember that this is not what she is any more because her child left you.
our anniversary is april fools day. If i was mean I would wake him up next year and say very seriously ” I can’t do this, You don’t love me, I’m leaving you.” and hope he gets upset and comes after me to tell me he loves me. so that I can be like “April fools, I know you love me and I won’t ever leave you!”
I have this problem, I want to be married. Not for the normal legalities or for the sake of the kid I’m carrying. I want to be married because I want the solidarity of not leaving. I don’t believe in divorce see, so once I get married its for good. I crave the day that I don’t have to worry about him leaving me for someone better looking.
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
9-20-10 is still a painful day
This needs to stop hurting my heart, its been forEVER. Really heart, it was a shoddy relationship to start with it broke 3-4 times during the year and a half run. Its not special, not my first, not my first engagement not even my longest running. WHY DO YOU INSIST ON HURTING MY SOUL YOU TERROR. I’m happy with who I’m with now, why does someone who doesn’t even have a play in my...
Reblog if you know who Patrick Stewart is
thinkingingallifreyan:
jainz:
superheroallie:
mrpicard:
wierdthingy:
Please, I’m trying to win a bet with my friends
Who doesn’t know who Patrick Stewart is? :O
Who?
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
moufwerk:
only time i have a thigh gap is when im using my legs to hold snacks
How to know if your friend is a psychopath →
iafalafel:
This test is apparently accurate.
Decide for yourself
OMFG JEN YOURE A PSYCHOPATH I KNEW IT!!!!!
I… I am the psycopath
Apparently I’m a psychopath too
I’m not going to be surprised if 99% of people on this website are psychopaths
lmfao I am too
yall… im less than half of this…. im NORMAL :”(
How To Show The Different Signs That You...
psych-facts:
This is what the different signs would best appreciate.
Aries: Write them a heart-felt thank you note or card.
Taurus: Give them a gift certificate to their favorite coffee shop or shopping store.
Gemini: Bake them something.
Leo: Ask them about their day.
Cancer: Walk them to the bus stop or home from school.
Virgo: Lend them a hand on something they are working on.
...
Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know...
ruthdecay:
mandicreally:
cat-panties:
iamoceanic:
latenightalaska:
mech-tech:
reblogthings:
that is a sad number of reblogs
I used this shit
fuck you all. I’m old.
I used one of those for my games on
MS-DOS!
When floppy disks were actually floppy.
You kids with your fancy GUIs and mouses interfaces.
Aging myself and don’t give a flying fuck!
Reblog if you're unattractive and awkward.
lilyjoy30-impala:
play-your-music:
remember-scars-are-forever:
Not awkward but yes unattractive
both yay
Not unattractive but yes, quite awkward, compromise I suppose
very much both
April 2013
56 posts
netflix basically has every single movie except... →
death-by-lulz:
toinfinityandbeyonce:
netflix basically has every single movie except for the ones i want to watch
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
GREASE you fucks….
queer-apple:
things that i need in my life right now:
sex
cheese pizza
ice cream
sex
rough sex
gentle sex
more ice cream
cuddling
S E X
more pizza
claydols:
more happened in the first 2 months of 2013 than like all of 2008
